Sunday, November 30, 2008

The male and female side of a computer

Top ten reasons why computers are male

10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

9. A better model is always just around the corner.

8. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.

7. It is always necessary to have a backup.

6. They’ll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.

5. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.

4. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.

3. The lights are on but nobody’s home.

2. Big power surges knock them out for the night.

1. Size does matter.

Top ten reasons why computers are female

10. The instruction manual is mostly wishful thinking.

9. Even after you’ve turned them on, they just sit there waiting for you to make the next move.

8. Incorrectly worded commands are completely ignored, or worse, taken literally.

7. They reveal all your secrets to anyone who wants to know.

6. Upgrades react badly to things left behind by previous versions.

5. Rules are absolute and there is no possibility of compromise.

4. Whatever you buy for them, there will always be a newer version that they want.

3. Nothing is ever “really” deleted… obsolete files will be brought up out of nowhere just to annoy you.

2. Error messages always translate to: “Well if you don’t know I’m not going to tell you.”

1. Despite your best efforts to prevent it, they continue to permit unauthorized entry.


Source: paulocoelhoblog.com

Saturday, November 29, 2008

Quantum & IT Convention ( QITC )

The 2nd Mindanao-Wide IT Convention
Marco Hotel, Alwana Business Park Cugman, Cagayan de Oro City
January 23-25 2009

Welcome to Quantum & I.T. Convention!

The QITC is an acronym of Quantum and Information Technology Convention—an innovation of the two ground-breaking activities of the two well-recognized organizations of Xavier University united to accomplish a common goal.

The Quantum

Quantum is a tradition of Xavier Computer Enthusiasts’ League (XCEL) of Xavier University since 1994. It is a pure competition participated by different schools in Mindanao. Its main objectives are to test the level of knowledge and literacy of high school and college students on Computer and Information Technology and to develop a science and technology culture among the youth.

All Schools, Colleges and Universities in Mindanao are invited to join the First Mindanao-Wide Quantum and Information Technology Convention (QITC).

Registration Fee:

1st Cut Off (Jan.5,2009 ): 2,900(student) 3,200(prof)
2nd Cut Off (Jan.16,2009 ): 3,200(student) 3,500(prof)
Walk-In: 3,400(student) 3,700(prof)


Topics:
  • Promoting IT in Mindanao
  • E-Commerce
  • SMART Technology
  • 3D Technology
  • Current and Emerging Web Technology

Saturday, November 22, 2008

Miranda IM Portable


Miranda IM Portable is the popular Miranda IM packaged as a portable app, so you can take your instant messaging client on the go.

Features
Miranda IM is a multi protocol instant messenger client for Windows. Miranda IM uses very little memory and is extremely fast. It supports ICQ, AIM, MSN, Jabber, Yahoo, IRC and more. Functionality can be greatly enhanced with an extensive set of plugins (currently over 350) as well. The interface and setup is a bit more involved than other IM clients like Pidgin Portable, but the customization options available are richer.

Download Miranda IM Portable Here

Monday, November 10, 2008

Just Stand Up - Stand Up for Cancer



Just Stand Up live at Fashion Rocks 2008 performace

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Cute! Cute! Cute! Cute!

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Cutest kitty! watcha think? =)